i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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