i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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