marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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