Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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