i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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