I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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