I understand why you refuse to be sober now
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize