Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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