I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
How external is "for external use only"?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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