Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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