I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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