yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Only a mothe r could love this liver
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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