then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You took a bar mat shot.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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