Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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