so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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