the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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