hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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