So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I am spending my child support on dildos
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
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