did you get engaged???
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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