That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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