glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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