The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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