Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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