highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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