Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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