..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Is Oprah even human
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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