on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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