Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I fill condoms, not promises.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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