Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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