I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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