I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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