Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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