Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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