So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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