PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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