Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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