i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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