spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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