And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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