dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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