I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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