Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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