My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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