Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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