Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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