You really coming over, don't trick.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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