worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He kissed a someone with a penis
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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