I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm just crazy horny about you
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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