there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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