I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
