New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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