Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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