Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
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He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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