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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.

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  I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  i just snorted my name. best moment ever

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell

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• (845): View more from New York

  He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house

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• (916): View more from California

  I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

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  i think i might be a female sloth

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?

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  .....fair enough

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha

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• (716): View more from New York

  Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not

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• (510): View more from California

  Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment

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