The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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