you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.