Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.