I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
What a dumb baby whore.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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