Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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