Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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