their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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