I am in a vortex of obligation.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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