I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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